A trap door in the roof opened, and a dapper young man emerged. He was movie star handsome, with light brown gold flecked eyes, and wavy, deep auburn, shoulder length hair. He was not dressed as one would expect for climbing around on dirty roofs; he wore expensive grey slacks, a navy-blue jacket, a white shirt with a tie in blue and grey stripes held in place by a gold tie pin with ‘IV’ on it in tiny diamonds, and shiny black dress shoes.
“Back again, are you?” a deep voice growled. It sounded like several large rocks grinding together.
“Yes, Gargy, I’m back again,” the young man chuckled. “I need your help, if you would be so kind. I have to make a confession, and it must convince the listener to agree that everything I did was justified. I want to read it to you. If I can convince you, I can convince any judge, or anyone else, for that matter. May I read it to you?”
As he talked, he moved forward, settling down just behind and to the right of the gargoyle. There were several gargoyles on the top of the old bank building, but this one had its mouth open, and was the only one that seemed to be sentient.
“One of these days that old attic and trap door are going to be found, and your secret escape route will not be secret anymore.” The gargoyle growled. “And I said not to call me Gargy!”
“Yes, that is a problem. I try not to leave footprints in the dust, and only use it in emergencies. And I don’t know your name, so what am I to call you, if not Gargy?”
“My name is Anaxagoras, meaning master of speech. On my far right is Gregorios, who is watchful, vigilant, and speechless, and between us is the female muse of astronomy, Ourania. They are as aware as I, just voiceless. You may call me Anax since you do not seem to like using full names.”
“Ok, Anax it is. But I really need your help today. If I can’t convince the main people concerned, like judges, I’ll likely spend the next several years in prison, and I am loath to wear that horrible prison garb; to say nothing of the terrible food and wasting a long part of my life in such plebeian conditions.” The young man thought highly of himself; he was, after all, from an old and once powerful family.
“All right, I don’t have anything better to do – go ahead and read,” Anax growled.
“Right, here goes. To Whom It May Concern: My name is Rhett Owen Ghayas Ulysses Endicott IV. Our family fortune was lost when my Grandfather, Rhett Owen Ghayas Ulysses Endicott, second of that name, sold a valuable antique belonging to Grandmother to pay off gambling debts. My Father, third of that name, managed to re-build the fortune to the point where he was able to offer twice what the bowl had been sold for. His offer was refused, as was the offer of three times the purchase price. The object in question is a blue faience bowl, ten inches in diameter, made about 1450 B.C showing a pool and lotus blossoms.
“The antique bowl has been handed down from daughter to daughter since it was first brought into the family by the Egyptian Princess Aneki, daughter of the Pharaoh’s Royal Consort who was hated by his First Wife; she had tried to kill the princess twice. It was handed down as part of the bride’s dowry and was to remain in her possession; each groom had to sign a legal document agreeing to that requirement. I know how much the bowl means to my Mother and Grandmother, and after trying legitimate ways to get it back, I resorted to thievery.
“In the first place, Grandfather had no right to sell the bowl, he stole it. In the second place, the buyer should have considered the illegality of that sale and agreed to sell it back. In fact, he should, if he were honest, have given it back since I had the documents to back up my story. I went to lawyers, and the police to try to recover it legally, and was brushed off with an ‘if it was sold by the owner it was a legal sale.’ I showed them the documents Gramps and my Father had signed proving that my Grandmother and Mother were the owners, and they refused to look at them.
“So I took the only road I could see that would return the bowl to my Mother’s keeping, where it now belongs. It was passed on to her when she married my father. I went to the home of Mr. Charles Robert Campbell, and using a set of burglars’ tools, broke in when the family was away. I found the bowl on a pedestal locked under a clear glass dome, worked out the key to the lock, took the bowl and relocked the dome. I then made my way out, carefully relocking the door and resetting the alarm. I harmed nothing, broke nothing; all I did was to recover an item that had been illegally obtained and held.
“My Mother and Grandmother were both ecstatic when I gave them the bowl and have locked it in a safe place. There it will remain until it is recognised as legally my Mother’s. I ask you please to consider my story, and exonerate me, finding me not guilty of robbery.
“Thank you for listening to my story and reading the accompanying documents.Rhett Owen Ghayas Ulysses Endicott IV”
Rhett looked at Anax, anxiously waiting for his reaction. Anax sat in silence for a
few minutes; then slowly turned his head toward the other two gargoyles. “What do you think?” he growled and paused. Turning his head again, he said “you have convinced all three of us. You took the only path the law left you. We all hope the humans you read this to will agree.”
(To see the bowl, go to) http://www.britishmuseum.org/explore/highlights/highlight_objects/aes/f/faience_bowl.aspx