The Katt House

Loading

The argument had been going on for at least six weeks, maybe eight.  Everyone had weighed in on it, from Grandma Ida and Grandpa Isaack right down to little Delius. Grandma Ida wanted the sign to have an outline of a house, with the house number painted on it. Grandpa thought just the number would do, on a not-to-big sign. There were suggestions for floral designs, birds, all kinds of things, until little Deli said “Why not a picture of cats? Like mine – the one with the three cats and snow falling?”

They all looked at each other, stunned at the simplicity of the idea, and amazed at how utterly perfect it was. Mother Camille (Cammy, for short) picked Deli up and hugged him.

“Son, you are the smartest boy in the world!” she exclaimed. “That picture would be perfect – though there are more than three Katts who will be living in the new house. It will certainly stand out, and all of our friends will be able to find us easily. Who’ll paint the sign?” she asked the others as she put Deli down.

“Cousin Eartha is a very good artist, and she painted Deli’s picture. Why not ask her?” Tabitha asked.

“Good idea, Tabby,” Father Thom said. “You’ll see her at school, so you can talk to her about it. We’ll supply the board and paint. Maybe she would paint ‘The Katts’ on it somewhere, just so everyone will know. I wonder what our new neighbours will think?” he chuckled.

The next few weeks were very busy as they packed, moved, and unpacked again. Then they went to work decorating the new house for Christmas, inside and out. At last, they would have enough room for everyone, with room to spare for guests. Tabby was really happy, because now, Eartha would be able to come for an overnight stay, and they could have their fill of girl talk and giggles. The finishing touch to the decorating was when the new sign was put in place at the end of the driveway. It was very easy to see, and quite decorative, and they were all very proud of little Deli for his idea. “Now, no one will get lost trying to find us!” Grandma Ida said in satisfaction.

Christmas day dawned bright and sunny, with a new blanket of dazzling white snow covering everything. Tabby and Deli were up very early, eager to open their gifts. Mother made them get dressed and have breakfast first, then they opened their stockings. There was enough in them to keep the children busy for some time, while Mother and Grandma Ida prepared the dinner.

Around one o’clock, Aunt Lilith and Uncle Madison arrived, loaded down with gifts and trailed by Eartha and Edison, their twin cousins. After all the excited greetings, and hugs and kisses, the children dressed and went outside to make a snowman. Many snowballs were thrown, and a lot of tussling and rolling around in the snow interrupted the procedure, but eventually their work of art was finished. Eartha had directed the building, so it really was a very artistic snowman. He wore a red and green scarf, and a top hat with a bunch of holly stuck in the band.  He had four bright brass knobs down his chest for buttons, the toes of an old pair of shoes stuck out at the bottom, and he carried a cane hooked to one arm. All the adults came out to admire him. Then everyone went inside. Dinner was the usual feast – turkey and all the trimmings, and they all did justice to it. Finally, when the table was cleared and the dishes put in the dishwasher, they gathered in the living room around the tree.

“Hooray!” Deli shouted. “At last we can open our gifts!”  Everyone laughed, and Thom put on his Santa hat and proceeded with the distribution. The large pile of gaily wrapped parcels gradually shrank, until they were all gone. In their place was an even bigger pile of torn wrapping and empty boxes. Thom and Uncle Mad put all of the mess into a big garbage bag and Thom took it to the kitchen.

When he returned to the living room, Thom settled back in a comfortable chair with a glass of wine at his elbow, and sighed.  “What a great way to start life in our new Katt house!” he said with a smile. 

“I’ll drink to that,” Uncle Mad said, raising his glass.  They all raised their glasses and toasted the new home, knowing that they would be happy there for a long time.

Zoe the Apothecary.

Loading

Zoe Zelda Zeleski (known as snore to her schoolmates) slowly closed the fantastic medieval book with a satisfied smile. It was a book of alchemy and sorcery from as far back as Merlin up to Nicolas Flamel containing much of the knowledge Merlin, gained when he was travelling the world, waiting for Arthur to grow up and he would be needed. He either met or read the works of such men as the 6th century Indian Kamada, and many others. It was a fairly comprehensive history of alchemy.

Glancing at the clock, she saw it was getting late. Not wanting to miss the pass of two moons across Saturn she rushed to her observatory, settled down at her telescope and zeroed in on the planet. She watched for several hours as faintly blue Epimetheus and almost blood red Titan drifted across the face of the giant ringed planet. When the show was over, she sighed happily and made her way to bed.

She was wakened, much too early, when the cat Ebeneezer jumped up on the bed and walked up her body. When he reached her face, he butted her chin and licked her nose, and mewed, letting her know that it was breakfast time. She reached up, wrapped a hand under his body and placed him on the bed beside her.

“All right Ebby, it’s not that late.” She got up and headed for the bathroom. Finished there, she made a hurried breakfast for herself and filled Ebby’s food and water dishes. Then, gathering her bag of magical herbs, salves and so forth, she left. She had a lot to do this morning.

Her first stop was with Old Lucy Brennan, whose daughter couldn’t make her stick to her diet. She had stomach ulcers and had sneaked some jalapeno, and her ulcer was bleeding again. Zoe dosed her and warned her once again that if she didn’t watch her diet she would bleed to death.

Next call was the Clancy’s. Little Tommy had fallen and cut his head open. His mother was worried but Zoe reassured her that Tommy would be fine. Just keep the dressing clean and use the salve. Mrs. Clancy calmed Tommy down with a cookie, and passed on a message; there was a frantic call from Jock McDonald; his prize bull had gotten into a patch of Water Hemlock and was in a bad way. Knowing how dangerous this was, how rapidly the poison took effect, Zoe rushed to the scene.

The bull was in the last stages before paralysis and death. He was frothing at the mouth, which was badly blistered. He was convulsing violently. Hurriedly taking out her wand, she waved it over the bull, reciting “Retro saevus condico temperavi placidum”. The convulsions stopped, the breathing eased, and the bull dropped into a deep sleep. She treated the mouth blisters with a salve and left instructions for use. Exhausted, she returned home, to rest and prepare for another busy day.

The Confession –

Loading

A trap door in the roof opened, and a dapper young man emerged. He was movie star handsome, with light brown gold flecked eyes, and wavy, deep auburn, shoulder length hair. He was not dressed as one would expect for climbing around on dirty roofs; he wore expensive grey slacks, a navy-blue jacket, a white shirt with a tie in blue and grey stripes held in place by a gold tie pin with ‘IV’ on it in tiny diamonds, and shiny black dress shoes.

“Back again, are you?” a deep voice growled. It sounded like several large rocks grinding together.

“Yes, Gargy, I’m back again,” the young man chuckled. “I need your help, if you would be so kind. I have to make a confession, and it must convince the listener to agree that everything I did was justified. I want to read it to you. If I can convince you, I can convince any judge, or anyone else, for that matter. May I read it to you?”
As he talked, he moved forward, settling down just behind and to the right of the gargoyle. There were several gargoyles on the top of the old bank building, but this one had its mouth open, and was the only one that seemed to be sentient.

“One of these days that old attic and trap door are going to be found, and your secret escape route will not be secret anymore.” The gargoyle growled. “And I said not to call me Gargy!”

“Yes, that is a problem. I try not to leave footprints in the dust, and only use it in emergencies. And I don’t know your name, so what am I to call you, if not Gargy?”

“My name is Anaxagoras, meaning master of speech. On my far right is Gregorios, who is watchful, vigilant, and speechless, and between us is the female muse of astronomy, Ourania. They are as aware as I, just voiceless. You may call me Anax since you do not seem to like using full names.”

“Ok, Anax it is. But I really need your help today. If I can’t convince the main people concerned, like judges, I’ll likely spend the next several years in prison, and I am loath to wear that horrible prison garb; to say nothing of the terrible food and wasting a long part of my life in such plebeian conditions.” The young man thought highly of himself; he was, after all, from an old and once powerful family.

“All right, I don’t have anything better to do – go ahead and read,” Anax growled.
“Right, here goes. To Whom It May Concern: My name is Rhett Owen Ghayas Ulysses Endicott IV. Our family fortune was lost when my Grandfather, Rhett Owen Ghayas Ulysses Endicott, second of that name, sold a valuable antique belonging to Grandmother to pay off gambling debts. My Father, third of that name, managed to re-build the fortune to the point where he was able to offer twice what the bowl had been sold for. His offer was refused, as was the offer of three times the purchase price. The object in question is a blue faience bowl, ten inches in diameter, made about 1450 B.C showing a pool and lotus blossoms.

“The antique bowl has been handed down from daughter to daughter since it was first brought into the family by the Egyptian Princess Aneki, daughter of the Pharaoh’s Royal Consort who was hated by his First Wife; she had tried to kill the princess twice. It was handed down as part of the bride’s dowry and was to remain in her possession; each groom had to sign a legal document agreeing to that requirement. I know how much the bowl means to my Mother and Grandmother, and after trying legitimate ways to get it back, I resorted to thievery.

“In the first place, Grandfather had no right to sell the bowl, he stole it. In the second place, the buyer should have considered the illegality of that sale and agreed to sell it back. In fact, he should, if he were honest, have given it back since I had the documents to back up my story. I went to lawyers, and the police to try to recover it legally, and was brushed off with an ‘if it was sold by the owner it was a legal sale.’ I showed them the documents Gramps and my Father had signed proving that my Grandmother and Mother were the owners, and they refused to look at them.

“So I took the only road I could see that would return the bowl to my Mother’s keeping, where it now belongs. It was passed on to her when she married my father. I went to the home of Mr. Charles Robert Campbell, and using a set of burglars’ tools, broke in when the family was away. I found the bowl on a pedestal locked under a clear glass dome, worked out the key to the lock, took the bowl and relocked the dome. I then made my way out, carefully relocking the door and resetting the alarm. I harmed nothing, broke nothing; all I did was to recover an item that had been illegally obtained and held.

“My Mother and Grandmother were both ecstatic when I gave them the bowl and have locked it in a safe place. There it will remain until it is recognised as legally my Mother’s. I ask you please to consider my story, and exonerate me, finding me not guilty of robbery.

“Thank you for listening to my story and reading the accompanying documents.Rhett Owen Ghayas Ulysses Endicott IV”

Rhett looked at Anax, anxiously waiting for his reaction. Anax sat in silence for a
few minutes; then slowly turned his head toward the other two gargoyles. “What do you think?” he growled and paused. Turning his head again, he said “you have convinced all three of us. You took the only path the law left you. We all hope the humans you read this to will agree.”

(To see the bowl, go to) http://www.britishmuseum.org/explore/highlights/highlight_objects/aes/f/faience_bowl.aspx